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May 2007

David Wilcox Online Radio

My husband introduced me to David Wilcox when we were dating. He is wonderful.

David Wilcox, he is good, too.

Grab yourself a slice of David Wilcox Radio. What's more, it's suitable for work, too.

May 30, 2007 in Music | Permalink | Comments (0)

You can do what, now?

From overheardinnewyork.com:

Guy 1: Dude, I think I'm finally starting to sober up.
Guy 2: How can you tell?

Guy 1: Because all of a sudden I can do square roots in my head again.

--Dorm elevator, Columbia University

That's how I can always tell.

May 28, 2007 in Random | Permalink | Comments (0)

Seven seconds with Klaus

It's Klaus, and I lohf heem. Yay, Klaus!

May 24, 2007 in Video Clips | Permalink | Comments (0)

"I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then, then I'm, I'm quitting, I'm going to quit."

After many-a-jam over and OVER with cheap staplers, I finally wised up a few years back and ordered the best stapler EVER at work. It's solid metal, works as it should, and has the bonus of looking cool. Also, I was able to get one in gunmetal green.

And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told, I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then, then I'm, I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. And, and I told Don too, because they've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were merry, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler because it didn't bind up as much, and I kept the staples for the Swingline stapler and it's not okay because if they take my stapler then I'll set the building on fire.

May 22, 2007 in Random | Permalink | Comments (0)

Wallpapers

Smashing magazine has some great links for finding cool wallpapers. Enjoy!

May 22, 2007 in Random | Permalink | Comments (0)

Cherry Blossom Ring

This ring makes me happy. Blossoms! I only wish I could see it modeled.

May 16, 2007 in Oooh, shiny! | Permalink | Comments (0)

The Chuck Norris Action Jeans!

Found on this lovely post of Chris's Invincible Super-Blog. Very funny, Chris.

May 16, 2007 in Random | Permalink | Comments (0)

Somebody wants a KISS!

Tortie thinks: Why won't you KISS ME?

(Tortie is channeling ME. I love kisses.)

My kitties would never ignore a tortoise. They'd want to bat him!

May 15, 2007 in Video Clips | Permalink | Comments (0)

Chris Volpe sounds like Paul Simon

Just heard Chris Volpe on Pandora singing "Shoes." Sounds somewhat like Paul Simon. It's nice.

May 15, 2007 in Music | Permalink | Comments (0)

For you it might take six months ...

From Overhead in the Office:

Man: I need some furniture for my new house, but everything here is so weird and expensive.
2nd Man: You should go up to Pennsylvania. The Amish hand-make very nice furniture, and it's not that bad price-wise.
Man: The Amish ... okay. Do they deliver?

Also:

Coworker #1: Helen Keller... She's the blind one, right?
Coworker #2: Yeah. Blind and deaf.
Coworker #1: I always get her and Anne Frank confused.
Coworker #2: What? Why? Because they're both girls?
Coworker #1: Yeah, and they both wrote diaries.

May 12, 2007 in Random | Permalink | Comments (0)

French doctors, threatened by the medicinal claims made for coffee, went on counterattack in Marseilles in 1679: "We note with horror that this beverage .... has tended almost completely to dissaccostom people from the enjoyment of wine."

Horror indeed.

May 08, 2007 in Random | Permalink | Comments (0)